Thursday, August 30, 2012

Hi, Folks...

To answer your question, John, I am doing pretty well, thank you. I've got a fairly severe case of end-of-summer burnout, but that should pass. Labor Day is upon us, we'll get our asses kicked for the next three and a half days, and then things should be a little more manageable. We've been working seriously short-handed for about a month now and we're all ready to blow. Well, I know I am.
Being short has actually been a bit of a blessing the last two weeks, instead of scheduling extra days for coverage, and working 70 hour weeks myself, I've just closed the past couple of Tuesdays and Wednesdays...and it has been glorious. I've been able to mow my yard, to my neighbors' delight, I've cleaned my room (though I'm really not sure how it got messy) and I've been up to the big city to visit the kids and spoil them with Indian food and trips to Hastings.
My love life is still non-existent, but I'm pretty sure that in at least a couple alternate universes I'm having one hell of a smoking hot affair with one of my waitresses (you've seen a picture of her, John). She is waaaaaayyyyyy too young and pretty for an old fat man like me, but as we used to say back in Oklahoma, she makes my chiggers itch. In at least one alternate reality, America is being ran by jack-booted thugs (okay, that's not much of a stretch) and she and I go on a multi-state crime spree to help raise money for the resistance. I die in a hail of gunfire buying time for her to escape an ambush, and she later becomes the leader of those fighting alongside the kangaroo people to overthrow our corporate overlords.
Yes, I know that's Tank Girl, I never said I was original.
Maria, I promise you a rant soon...I probably could have written it today, but I already vocalized it on one of my poor vendors...I'm not sure of the actual count, but I think I said "fuck" seven times in five seconds.

3 comments:

Maria said...

I often visit my alternate universe too. I am rather famous over there as I'm not only a rock star, but also the author of a Pulitzer price winning book.

I also sleep with whomever I want, whenever I want since I'm not married over there.

I think if our spouses knew of our fantasies and daydreams...well...we'd all be pretty surprised.

For now, I am content to watch The Newsroom (ABSOLUTE brilliance, I have no idea why it is tanking in the reviews) and wait for our next Dexter to come in the mail.

Life in this universe is much more quiet...

Eric said...

Isn't it? The Newsroom looks great, but I haven't had a chance to see it yet. I did catch the first episode of Copper and thought it was pretty good, missed the second though. Got a feeling I'll just have to wait 'til they come out on disc and catch up.

John Gray said...

Its good to hear you are mighty fine... and the chiggers itch comment did make me smile!
I have this odd "american sit com" fantasy about your cafe life......if it was on tv, I would avidly watch it!
take care