This one is from a long time friend and customer, Chris. The other night I was sitting at the bar at Landlocked and Chris was a few seats down. In between were a couple of attractive women in their early 50s and Chris was chatting them up.
Attractive woman: So, what do you do?
Chris: I'm a writer, I'm working on a book.
AW: Really? What's it about?
Chris: It's called "Cougar Tales," would you like to be in it?