Well, I did have about two paragraphs written, but just deleted them, so the title is appropriate.
Just deleted another.
Hmmmmmm, what's new?
Well, I grew a mustache, for one. Not a beard or goatee with mustache, just a plain old fashioned (and out of fashion) stand alone 'stache. It has been called a copstache, a pornstache, and a mo. I call it Linda.
I named it Linda after being told that I just had to name it. I usually name things Carl...I just think it's funny...but the thought of a hairy Carl on my lip kinda didn't do it for me, so Linda it was.
A hairy Linda I can handle, reminds me of the 80s.
Em hates Linda. Last weekend, as I was getting into my car, Em pulled into the lot, rolled her window down, and shouted, "Shave that goddamned thing off!"
That's my precious angel.
I told her later that Linda and I wanted to talk to her about her attitude.
"I hate Linda, and she's not my mom!" was her answer.
So, yeah, that's new.
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