Well, I did have about two paragraphs written, but just deleted them, so the title is appropriate.
Just deleted another.
Hmmmmmm, what's new?
Well, I grew a mustache, for one. Not a beard or goatee with mustache, just a plain old fashioned (and out of fashion) stand alone 'stache. It has been called a copstache, a pornstache, and a mo. I call it Linda.
I named it Linda after being told that I just had to name it. I usually name things Carl...I just think it's funny...but the thought of a hairy Carl on my lip kinda didn't do it for me, so Linda it was.
A hairy Linda I can handle, reminds me of the 80s.
Em hates Linda. Last weekend, as I was getting into my car, Em pulled into the lot, rolled her window down, and shouted, "Shave that goddamned thing off!"
That's my precious angel.
I told her later that Linda and I wanted to talk to her about her attitude.
"I hate Linda, and she's not my mom!" was her answer.
So, yeah, that's new.
What else?
Maybe later.
Nige
23 hours ago
6 comments:
I'm sure in time Em will understand that Linda's not trying to be her mom. What Linda DOES want is to be Em's friend...that's all =)
That's what I've been trying to tell her.
I have seen one porn movie (I am 51, so I am really, really pristine...)
In it, the lead actor had a 'stache and he looked like a Tom Selleck wannabe. Plus he mispronounced the word "hearth" and it bugged me through the entire movie. Because I just roll that way.
Weird how a mispronounced word can do that.
Oh yeah, Linda and I went our separate ways last night...it was time.
Y'know.....I think I remember writing that previous comment, but I'm pretty sure I was drunk when I did it and thought it was REALLY funny. Looking at it now.....not so funny. Wonder what I was thinking (???)
I think it's hilarious. Really.
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