Well, I did have about two paragraphs written, but just deleted them, so the title is appropriate.
Just deleted another.
Hmmmmmm, what's new?
Well, I grew a mustache, for one. Not a beard or goatee with mustache, just a plain old fashioned (and out of fashion) stand alone 'stache. It has been called a copstache, a pornstache, and a mo. I call it Linda.
I named it Linda after being told that I just had to name it. I usually name things Carl...I just think it's funny...but the thought of a hairy Carl on my lip kinda didn't do it for me, so Linda it was.
A hairy Linda I can handle, reminds me of the 80s.
Em hates Linda. Last weekend, as I was getting into my car, Em pulled into the lot, rolled her window down, and shouted, "Shave that goddamned thing off!"
That's my precious angel.
I told her later that Linda and I wanted to talk to her about her attitude.
"I hate Linda, and she's not my mom!" was her answer.
So, yeah, that's new.
What else?
Maybe later.
Nige
1 day ago
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I'm sure in time Em will understand that Linda's not trying to be her mom. What Linda DOES want is to be Em's friend...that's all =)
That's what I've been trying to tell her.
I have seen one porn movie (I am 51, so I am really, really pristine...)
In it, the lead actor had a 'stache and he looked like a Tom Selleck wannabe. Plus he mispronounced the word "hearth" and it bugged me through the entire movie. Because I just roll that way.
Weird how a mispronounced word can do that.
Oh yeah, Linda and I went our separate ways last night...it was time.
Y'know.....I think I remember writing that previous comment, but I'm pretty sure I was drunk when I did it and thought it was REALLY funny. Looking at it now.....not so funny. Wonder what I was thinking (???)
I think it's hilarious. Really.
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