Most workplaces have those horrible motivational posters hung all over the place; you know, the ones with the black border and a picture of an athlete and the word STRIVE printed in white at the bottom along with some cheesy quote.
Try not to suck – Spray painted on the dishroom wall.
Please put the fucking shit back after you use it. Thank, and fuck, you. – Magic marker next to the cleaning supplies.
Go Away – Tile mosaic on the floor at the entrance to my office
Life is a chingadera, so get jiggy. – Painted in the back kitchen.
The customer is always wrong – photo of a sign in Mexico, hanging in the dining room.
There is a place online that sells cynical versions of those annoying office fixtures, I have this one in my office.
3 hours ago